EDitorial ± 7-Jul-2006
World Cup 2006, Day 29
Top Ten Reasons To Support France in the final:
- undertook a Citroen 2CV6 Special in the bike lane this morning
- nice to see Arsenal win something
- only team to include players called Eric and Sidney
- may be able to sneak a free extra shot of espresso at Delifrance
- ensures a friendly reception for our summer hols in August
- need more cutaways of former French managers during the game
- Easter Islanders are demanding the return of Zidane's head
- increases likelihood of a BBC4 Truffaut season
- might bring a smile back to the St Etienne townsfolk after their 4-1 thrashing by Ipswich in the 1980/81 UEFA Cup
- gives 'em something to tell their grandchildren when they get home