Top 10 Reasons To Fix The Broomhill Road Pot Holes

1. becoming awkward to drive around all those abandoned Smart Cars
2. spotty Westbourne teenage boys cry when called "Broomhill Face"
3. Borough Council employing extra interns to ignore all those calls and emails
4. on wet days, a diving board mysteriously appears next to the largest hole
5. took ages to persuade NASA to remove that Mars Rover
6. those Ordnance Survey boys demand not just tea but cake too
7. plumber's mait, kiln-dried sand, heavily salted porridge: all tried, all failed
8. residents worried by proposed alternative music festival featuring Passion Pit, The Ruts and Hole
9. more than one child claims to have spoken to The Crater Creatures
10. parking won't be easy while they're filming that remake of Capricorn One

Previously:

• Top 10 Signs That It's Too Wet To Bike To Work
• Top 10 Ways To Enhance The Ryder Cup
• Top 10 Reasons To Support France In WC2006
• Top 10 Reasons To Support Italy In WC2006
• Top 10 Signs You're At A Busted Gig

Seriously, go to FixMyStreet.com -- highly recommended.