The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.

Haunt

Hiding in the passage, I grunt as the kids walk by. A camera flash shows my blood red hockey mask. This will haunt them for years. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) November 1, 2015

Trick

You're sat like a **** on your fat **** and telling me those ****ing files are ****ing gone? Life's no fun in the thick of IT. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) October 30, 2015

Fog

Minestrone out there today, what? Pardon, sir? Like a thick cock-a-leekie! Sir? Brown Windsor? Sorry? You know. Outside. That fog. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) October 29, 2015

Grave

Mr Dyer, critical thinking master, climbed on the desk clutching the skull and began to recite. Alas, he slipped, a grave error. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) October 28, 2015

Shirt

Replica Kit Bill. Fans wearing the new season's shirt with the sponsor's name and logo will be paid £47.99 annually by the club. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) October 27, 2015

More to follow.