EDitorial ± 17-Sep-2002
Instant Fix
Then, this past weekend, I applied Wonder Product (TM) to the lock, and now that key simply glides right on in, yes sirree. If only a few more things in life were like Wonder Product (TM), better known as WD-40. Squeaky hinge? Squirt-squirt, job's a good un. Rusty chain? Ditto, bish bosh sorted.
It could be that this luscious lubricating liquid is the nearest we have these days to a panacea, a universal remedy. Back in the middle ages, when men were men and dirt was dirty, alchemists went in search of these cure-alls. There was talk of one such substance called Promethean unguent, which gave the body protection against fire, weaponry, etc. All well and good, but would it help you start a wet engine?
Talk of instant fixes reminds me of this totally irrelevant Stephen Wright one-liner:
I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time
If You Take Away With You Nothing Else
Lesser known uses for WD-40:
- loosens stones in horses' hooves
- freshens breath
- enlivens a simple vinaigrette
- soothes nappy rash
- prevents the seven signs of aging
Be seeing you!