EDitorial ± 28-Sep-2015

Mother Knows Bert

(my winning entry in the Micro Bookends 1.49 weekly competition having the first word "JAZZ", the last word "AGE" and based on that saxophone photo, and as published on the Micro Bookends website)

JAZZ COMES!

Mum’s right, of course, in her own unpredictable Nokia text speak. Lazy bones is exactly what I am.

I should have popped round today to say hello and to talk about Col’s birthday. Unlucky lad had his Raleigh nicked last week and she wants me to find him a replacement on eBay.

THIS BILE. WHAT SHOULD I SAX?

Pay what you like, Mum. This 18 speed hybrid looks good, though.

Auction ends later tonight and the current price is £40. I think it would be a steal at twice that.

OK. NAY 100 POUND. INCREASE MY AGE.