The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.

Fry

Doctor advised him Grill and not fry He'd like to lose weight He'll gladly comply As soon as he's finished the Spry Crisp 'n' Dry @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) July 24, 2015

Chair

[Billy] But I don't want to take the minutes! [Markus] That's your job. [Billy] Why? [Markus] You're a bookcase. I'm the chair. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) July 24, 2015

Lemon

I offered her a drink with a slice of lemon. She stormed off. No warning. Turns out she won't touch any fruit namechecked by Bono. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) July 23, 2015

Trail

Josef whistles as he skips through the wood. How nice of Mrs Grubach to make him breakfast, and what a lovely day for the trail! @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) July 22, 2015

Roll

Dr Baker showed us the die: 1. BAP 2. COB 3. BATCH 4. FINGER 5. BUTTERY 6. STOTTIE Every roll's different. Every roll's the same. @130story

— Ed Broom (@edbroom) July 20, 2015

More to follow.