EDitorial ± 30-Jun-2017
Light Lunches: Darsham Nurseries Cafe
Well, we've been pondering this hugely significant day for a goodly while
and now it's finally here. After exactly 73 years of continuous service, the
lad Andy has landed a deserved medical retirement from the
GPO. No more holes and poles for the boy from Sheffield, no sirree. What's
more, he's offered to buy a posh lunch for me and Kev at somewhere upmarket.
We're all winners today.
Zoe takes us past Yoxford and we turn off way before and Darsham Hamper and just before Lily's Pantry into the Darsham Nurseries Cafe. Nurseries, yes, since there's plenty of fancy plants. But cafe? Like Prince Charming himself, I've been adamant for a while that this doesn't quality as a cafe. It's open for the odd evening do serving a special menu and there's zero sign of a humble bacon bap. Mind you, there's seating, they serve tea and they mostly do business during daylight hours.
Quibble aside, it's a flippin' delight if you've got the time and the money. Surrounded by some of the finest folk in these parts, some of whom had travelled from as far afield as Bungay, we had:
- to start — chickpea salad, muhammara, whipped feta and pistachio, spiced pilaf, olives, pickle
- main — sumac-cured salmon, radishes and buttermilk
- main — alde valley lamb stew, broad beans, mint and aioli
- main — chicken thighs, spoon salad and labneh
- extra — herb farinata
That's right. We were very happily chowing down on foodstuffs that we couldn't even pronounce and it was wonderful. Man, those flavours. Did we stop there? No, we did not, continuing on to:
- sweet — lemon and bay posset, strawberries, almond biscuit
- sweet — salted chocolate and olive oil mousse, creme fraiche, cacao
- sweet — feta and honey cheesecake, crushed pistachio, gooseberries
Wowzers. Very decent cafetiere, too. Andy very kindly dusted off his platinum card to make that big bill go away and I didn't quite make it back for my 3pm conference call, but hey, it was so worth it. Absolute best of luck to Andy, the original Eco Warrior, and we'll all do our utmost to keep up the light lunch trips. Cheers, Andy!
If it was a car -- LaFerrari Aperta.
If they were passing by -- Richard Curtis.
EDitorial ± 25-Jun-2017
130Story: Visited / Dragged / Teenage / Payments / Threw
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Visited
Each McDonald's visited, Des photos his fries arranged to spell that town's name. Small fries in Ely, large fries in Peterborough. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 24, 2017
Dragged
I'd avoid any town that rhymed with "dull" but Maureen made me. Fab galleries, film & music. So glad she dragged me to Hull. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 22, 2017
Teenage
Big sister's dating advice is to temper my ethical consumer vibe. Chat, she says. Be nice. But do not discuss your weekly veg box. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 1, 2017
Payments
With no cash whatsoever
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 21, 2017
Dave used the never-never
When he failed to keep up payments
Burtons repossessed his raiments#130story
Threw
Isherwood on sax. Yeats on trombone. Britten on drums. That was quite a night when W.H. Auden threw a party in the county library. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 20, 2017
EDitorial ± 23-Jun-2017
Ipswich Lunches: Grazing Sheep
Cruising along the 'Swich waterfront past
Colours
and
Isaacs
last night, I slammed on the passable brakes on the temporary Holywells
Park bike. There, squeezed twixt Pizza Express and the Waterfront Bar, was
a new-to-me eatery. That's going on the list.
Next day and winding-down Andy's nabbed a prime parking spot near the Salthouse. Sweet. On the short stroll back, we passed a gaggle of important looking business folk including new town MP Sandy of Ipswich. Mildly starstruck, on we strode to The Grazing Sheep. Most pleasant outdoors but all tables taken. No matter, in we go and upstairs to window seating offering the perfect opportunity to people watch. Already impressed by the decor and atmosphere within.
Downstairs to order and there's many tempting options. Shirley Valentine Kev goes for the Greek salad, Andy takes a toastie and I'm a falafel fiend. Add to that the obligatory San Pellegrino and a Colada Crush for our driver. Seems full of life, this place, and our plates arrive via a handy dumb waiter. That's some good looking grub. Very, very good.
Gotta get back, alas and alack, so a takeaway coffee it has to be. Gutted to miss out on the sweet stuff. Open for breakfast until late afternoon with the odd late closing thrown in over the summer months, this Sheep's a keeper. I will return to the fold.
- website -- The Grazing Sheep
If it was a car -- Lambretta Super Comtesse.
If they were passing by -- Nick Park.
EDitorial ± 18-Jun-2017
130Story: Situation / Ahead / Targets / Falls / Penalties
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Situation
at carnforth
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 17, 2017
by the tea room
I glimpsed U
in the STATION
your eyes
your smile
your perfume
made a splendid SITUATION#130story
Ahead
Brix swings the go-kart into the bend closely followed by Steve, Karl and Craig. Last is Mark, claiming he "couldn't get ahead." #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 15, 2017
Targets
Dan's personal targets:
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 14, 2017
* run company by 30
* pay off mortgage by 40
* retire by 50
Today, though, is his GCSE maths resit. #130story
Falls
As the RGB blocks of rain got closer I twisted them to form colourwheel walls and isn't it swell when everything falls into place? #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 14, 2017
Penalties
Pitch flooded, we hit the pub to settle the game on penalties. We won 25-21 thanks to big Mo, our goalie, doing 50 in a 30 area. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 13, 2017
EDitorial ± 11-Jun-2017
130Story: Couples / Activity / Northern / County
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Couples
"Anything, Art?"
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 10, 2017
"Only the sound of silence, Paul."
Internet in Queens was notoriously poor due to those early acoustic couples. #130story
Activity
Three weeks after.
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 8, 2017
"Hello? Is anybody there? Anybody at all?"
Static fills the airwaves.
Much radioactivity.
No radio activity.#130story
Northern
Claimed he'd seen the Northern Lights
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 7, 2017
And I believed him like a fool
Turned out he meant Blackpool. #130story
County
A brilliant rendition of "Mrs Worthington" secured Brian the regional title. Now everyone considered him the Coward of the county. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 6, 2017
EDitorial ± 4-Jun-2017
130Story: Favourites / Falling / Ethical / Explain / Event
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Favourites
"Darling, verbs are verbs, nouns are nouns."
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 2, 2017
Prof Judy Yates, PhD, smiles at mother's words, then favourites her student's post. #130story
Falling
A divot in lane 7. I tripped, knocking you over. You swore, then laughed. That's how it began, falling in Loughborough with you. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 1, 2017
Ethical
Big sister's dating advice is to temper my ethical consumer vibe. Chat, she says. Be nice. But do not discuss your weekly veg box. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) June 1, 2017
Explain
Dreamt was on a plane
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) May 31, 2017
With Amy, Kurt and Buddy
Wish I could explain #130story
Event
What had the friar discovered? We'd learn after mid afternoon prayer, said Clement. Psalms, then nothing, a complete none event. #130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) May 29, 2017
EDitorial ± 2-Jun-2017
Light Lunches: Westwood Caravan Park, Bucklesham
That Andy. Due to leave the GPO within the month and already cannae get out
of bed, or so he said. Plan was for a rare cycle to cafe outing on another
solar-powered day. Then things changed, as they're wont to do, and two wheels
became four. I'm in a car. I can't carp.
Through the mean Martlesham backroads, down and up the Brightwell dip and lo, it's Westwood Ho! Pleasing roadside signage proclaims a fulsome twelve hour opening period for the Westwood Caravan Cafe. No immediate response at the barrier but we're given the nod to park in the gravelled area. Memories of the nearly non-existent savoury options at a previous campsite trip (the infamous Moon & Sixpence) fade away on seeing the menu inside. Bacon sandwich, sausage sandwich, all day breakfast, etc. Egg and beans on toast for me, ta very much, plus a bacon sarnie for the chauffeur.
Seated outside (too nice to sit in there) on the decking with a captivating view of a cavalcade of caravans, it's not long before two bits of granary toast are presented with proper HP. More than satisfactory sandwich for Andy, like his Nan used to make with lashings of butter. Thumbs up for cans of new-to-us St Helier citrus drinks, one in the eye for San Pellegrino.
Andy's back inside to assess the many products on sale in the campshop from pegs to soup to shaving gel but thankfully emerges with prepacked goodies, a hunk of Belgian choc loaf cake (from Lichfields) and a wodge of lemon tart (from Margaret's Country Kitchen). We need those calories after our long drive, not. Perfectly OK pushbutton lattes add a shot of caffeine to our imminent sugar rush. Really could have done with putting the pedal to the tarmac on our return journey.
- website -- Westwood Caravan Park
If it was a car -- Westfield Megabusa.
If they were passing by -- Barry Newman.