EDitorial ± 4-Oct-2004
The Kitten Ate My EDitorial
Not at the races? Off the ball? Mind not entirely on the job? September, you
say? But that would mean I've been away for a whole month? It was horrible.
The experiments they carried out: ugh. That'll teach me to mould mountainous
objects out of mashed potato.
Top Ten Reasons For No Updates In September
- wanted to give the new kitten as much attention as possible
- involved in protracted contract negotiations with Patrick Vieira
- out harvesting
- working in the shed on my failed attempt to win the X-Prize
- concentrated on sorting out my company finances
- paperwork involved in filing for divorce from Britney
- wrote one each week but didn't get delivered by Royal Mail
- trying to get in the right mental zone for the new ping-pong season
- overslept
- couldn't face my public after crashing out of the marathon
Be seeing you!