EDitorial ± 28-May-2002
Coupe Du Monde
We're gonna win that World Cup in Spain
We're gonna hoist that World Cup again!
— Spirit Of 66, Serious Drinking (who never troubled the charts)
I feel quite an affinity for the quadrennial competition that starts at the end of this week: born in '66 I was oblivious to England's brief period of global superiority on the football field, and my soccer consciousness only kicked in when the decline began, as we failed to beat Poland to qualify for the 1974 event. I was perfectly content collecting the stickers (incl. Johnny Rep and the Zaire team), learning the names of German towns and playing outside wearing my Tip And Tap top.
Zipping mentally through subsequent tournaments:
- 1978, carefree:
- biked down to Solar Superstore, now Morrison's, to bulk buy a long forgotten wheat-based snack that included greasily wrapped players' cards
- 1982, exams:
- tried not to let O-levels interfere with running home to watch a fab Brazilian team with Socrates and Zico crash out to Italy
- 1986, college:
- watched the Hand of God incident in the TV room of the Duryard halls of residence at Exeter (before Uri Geller came to town)
- 1990, independence:
- collected Italia pizza before settling down in my front-row seat in the flat for Waddle and Pearce's penalties
- 1994, BT:
- group of us at work entered Fantasy Football comp in the Daily Telegraph; my boss, thanks to Chris Sutton, amazingly won himself a trip to the semis and final in the USA, but took his wife rather than any of us
- 1998, kids:
- happened to be on hols up north, in kitchen of cottage, when the infamous Beckham sending-off incident took place
If You Take Away With You Nothing Else
- tap on the knee and Ipswich lad Dyer will be out
- tip for an upset: Japan
- top footy record: Colourbox's Official World Cup Theme
Be seeing you!
EDitorial ± 21-May-2002
Going Loco
I was wearing corduroy breeches
Digging ditches, pulling switches
Dodging pitches, as I was
Working on the railway
— Poor Paddy, The Pogues
There's been Brio track (actually the cheaper compatible stuff from Early Learning Centre to begin with) in the house since we bought a set for one of the girls some years back. Much like Lego, proper Brio merchandise is pricy, durable, Scandinavian in origin, helps develop learning and is great fun for dads. No surprise that I felt the need to ever-so-slightly modify the track layout before taking the picture shown below.
Youngest child, known as The Boy, is well into everything train-related at the moment. Given his love of throwing, kicking and hammering, I wasn't sure if he'd have the requisite attention span to enjoy the Brio, but I was wrong - he shows a remarkably gentle touch when preparing to push the engine & carriages down the sloped track. And when a locomotive gets hurled across the room, you can tell he's getting tired.
One of Brio's trademark slogans is "Powered by imagination!", which I'd guess predates the newer battery-powered engines that they sell. On the upside, they propel themselves round the track - cool, as The Boy says. On the downside, I sometimes find one up against the skirting board having long since exhausted its 1.5V AAA power supply.
If You Take Away With You Nothing Else
- I took away a Train Engineer's Freight Set at the weekend
- I bought it to improve my children's cognitive skills, spatial comprehension and problem solving
- I really bought it 'cos I like playing with choo-choos
Be seeing you!
EDitorial ± 13-May-2002
With Infinite Majesty And Calm
Oh, meant to mention before I carry on that I'm writing this aged 5x7, but I'll almost certainly be 6x6 by the time I finish. Yep, quality writing takes time, narf.
Back to Mr Adams, who was at pains to point out that he didn't live in Surrey. Arguably his most well-known words can be found in chaper 27 of The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, part of which reads:
For today we will finally learn once and for all the plain and simple answer to all these nagging little problems of Life, the Universe, and Everything!I wouldn't want to compare myself to Deep Thought (pause), but I believe that I've stumbled across the platinum key to modern living. Like that supercomputer however, I have to say that you're not going to like it. You see, it's this:
— Have lots of spare batteries and screws For those of you who work better with pictures:
Since I purchased a bulk load of dry cells (from AAA to D) and assorted multipurpose screws (from 12mm to 40mm) in the same week, life has been sweet, barring the odd mishap as described on the RHS. No more scrabbling around for mismatched AAs to power a Maglite, nor wall fixings for the kids' bedrooms. A tough assignment to be sure, but it's either that or 6x7.
If You Take Away With You Nothing Else
- be flexible: they might want 9V worth of PP3
- be prepared: also carry mints & stamps
- be secure: Rawlplugs are recommended
Be seeing you!
EDitorial ± 7-May-2002
I'm Still Rolling Along
Years back, my dad would take me and big brother to watch the parade of motors begin their short journey to Felixstowe. And so I dragged wife plus kids out on Sunday morning in less than certain weather to do likewise.
It's a mighty fine spectacle is Christchurch Park on the big morning. The paths are lined with a plethora of finely maintained autos that would make Mike Brewer weep, from Austins to Zephyrs with most letters in-between. You can work your way down from the Rollers, Jags and Bristols to the humbler Escort, Mini and Beetle (original models, naturally). Oh, there's also coaches, double deckers, jeeps and motorbikes too. No wonder that the girls quickly became desperate to hit the playground.
Always the way that particular cars attract more attention than others. One such exhibit was a bright orange Messerschmidt: two seats, one behind the other - perhaps the Smart car of its day - and three wheels. Took me back to one of the first cars I drove regularly, namely the family's marginally less street-cred bright yellow Reliant Robin. Which was a step up from the previous runaround, the dull green Reliant Regal. My therapist says it's good to talk about these matters.
If You Take Away With You Nothing Else
- drive, she said, but clunk click every trip, as Jimmy said
- baby you can drive my car on just a motorbike licence
- who's gonna drive you home, and how many units have they had?
Be seeing you!
EDitorial ± 2-May-2002
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