Got an unbelievable email earlier this week, one of the most content-free communiques it's been my fortune to receive. Three paragraphs of the finest business speak in the state of Albion, inc:

• blah blah high quality automated facilities blah blah
• blah blah organisational models blah blah
• blah blah unacceptable overheads blah blah

But without question, the bestest phrase was this:

Really, you couldn't make this stuff up. Next week I'll be prioritising my development objectives on a matching one-truth porch. And if key sufficient resources are available to me, I'll add storm doors.