EDitorial ± 28-Aug-2016
130Story: Mud / Washer / Glory / Prophet
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Mud
Named for Ma's favourite song.
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 26, 2016
Raised on real food.
Left home to live in Latin America.
Returned to open her cafe, Gloria's Mud.@130story
Washer
I spent hours lobbing that rubber ring over a cricket stump. But the quoits club ladies used a metal washer and a cocktail stick. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 26, 2016
Glory
The Gashlycrumb Tinies
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 25, 2016
Can be found in every Montessori
Each child meets an end
Suitably gory
It's a fine thing to glory in Gorey@130story
Prophet
Jeremiah faced the wall.
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 22, 2016
"Heard Freakonomics?"
"Tried Radiolab?"
"What about Serial?"
He sat still. Podcasts can't turn a prophet.@130story
EDitorial ± 21-Aug-2016
130Story: Crunch / False / Smoke / Murky / Bacon
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Crunch
Of all the digits I've tasted, only some stand out. 4's brittle, 8's chewy, and 0 catches on your tongue. Only 7 has real crunch. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 20, 2016
False
Snouts too long and teeth all wrong. Any fool with binoculars could tell the zoo was lying. All of the alligators were false. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 18, 2016
Smoke
Unit 1 - Sam's 70s Sofas
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 18, 2016
Unit 2 - The Economy Match Co.
Unit 3 - Stove City
Unit 4 - free
Come join us in The Smoke! @130story
Murky
Claims to come from Albuquerque
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 16, 2016
And appeared in Breaking Bad
Says he's suffering cold turkey
Dear Brad
Your past is somewhat murky@130story
Bacon
Top man, Roger. Big on scientific deduction, foreign languages and watching the stars. Alchemy aside, you'd have to back Bacon. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 16, 2016
EDitorial ± 14-Aug-2016
130Story: Bliss / Ginger / Pup / Gone / Wafer
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Bliss
Butterscotch Angel Delight, perfect.
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 13, 2016
Cadbury Bubbles Of Joy choc mousse, heavenly.
Lemon Whip Muller Corner Bliss, hellish. @130story
Ginger
I stood Wally a ginger beer. Asked about his shades. Used to make this stuff at home, he said. Held a bottle up to my eye. Boom! @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 11, 2016
Pup
Walking a pup would liven things up
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 10, 2016
When out playing Pokemon Go
Whatever breed, nothing exotic
Must be 4G-ed and ideally robotic@130story
Gone
Prompts you, does he, sir? How very curious. No, we don't consider anyone missing until they've been gone for a full 24 hours. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 9, 2016
Wafer
Pour powder into bowl.
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 9, 2016
Splash of milk.
Quick whisk.
Chill in freezer compartment.
Serve wedged in two wafers for that 70s taste.@130story
EDitorial ± 7-Aug-2016
130Story: Clap / Pill / Pluck / Toll
The rules of 130Story are simple: given a random seed word, write a story in 130 characters.
Clap
Vibrant and vast, a rainbow to awe the elements. Lauded by the lightning. Hailed by the hail. Even the thunder gave a mighty clap. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 5, 2016
Pill
I know those harpoons itch, but who started this? Didn't you bite off half the guy's leg?! Relax, Moby, and take a krill pill. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 3, 2016
Pluck
Such a note! Do you not hear it? A path, a wood, a glade, that sound ever closer. Yet it was no harp that the creature did pluck. @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 2, 2016
Toll
To make them "accessible", Father Wayne pays some chump to sign the 9am bells for the hard of hearing. We call it "the deaf toll." @130story
— Ed Broom (@edbroom) August 1, 2016